Inspirational words from Tiger Woods

[scr8p]

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans up & has a job

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman you can trust & who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who's good in bed & likes to be with you.

5. It's very important that these 4 women don't know each other.

[MOmo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhOrY8488tA

[GJW]

-ive seen some very funny shirts here in aus with tiger on them ..

[mikea96]

Tiger Woods is the new spokesperson for Trojan condoms and his slogan is "When 18 holes just aren't enough"

[jdenison75]

He's in the process of changing his name though. New name......Cheetah.

[Bongo Fury]

Not very topical and of course inappropriate (but hey he started it!):

What’s the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?



Santa stops at 3 Ho’s.

[reign79]