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Re: im an idiot

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2025 1:10 pm
by Dadio
TRX-1-3 wrote: Thu Jan 02, 2025 7:07 am I got in a hurry on a brake job and had the calipers switched around. Didn't figure it out until I couldn't bleed them. You only do that ONCE.

Pushed a ~9" larch snag over in the woods once, stood there like an idiot watching it fall, it teeter-tottered over a stump, butt came up and hit me in the side/elbow and launched me onto my ass. Lucked out on that one.

Lit a firecracker in my teeth once, powder burned my lip pretty good.

Scratched a roll of strip caps like a lotto ticket once, burnt my thumb.

Lit a firecracker in my teeth once, again, micro tore one of my nose holes.

Hit a raccoon once riding a bike, raccoon got up and peddled away.
you need help boy and serious medication :lol:

Re: im an idiot

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2025 4:09 pm
by Coelacanth
A lot of the stuff in this thread would be great material for a new "Jack4ss" sequel. :lol: