Tony Stewart

[Phin]

Retire. Hire a publicist to bot spam the internets with much <3 to start the support snowball rolling. Make a glorious comeback. Always remember to thank the fans for bringing me back anytime someone mentions Ward.

That would be my plan.

[Charlie don't surf]

i read somewhere that he was gonna quit racing all-together.

That story came from Empire News

http://empirenews.net/about-disclaimer/

http://empirenews.net/nascar-tony-stewart-to-announce-retirement-from-auto-racing-after-accident-that-kills-competing-driver/

Hopefully everyone not familiar with a satirical publication will realize this didn't happen either http://empirenews.net/formula-1-racer-decapitated-after-violent-crash-flips-car/

[slotcarrod]

Yes I read that about Massa and wondered "WTF no such thing happened, I watched that race!" Another tabloid!

Don't believe everything you read..... but we already know if it's on the internet it must be true!

[Dirtdiver]

Stewart cleared of wrong doing.
K. Ward had drugs in his system.

[askbob]

Good to hear. I wonder what kind of drugs Ward had in him?
EDIT: Weed. You'd think that would have mellowed him out.

[jwscab]

marijuana ie thc.

[EvolutionRevolution]

Don't they do drug tests before racing?

[Dirtdiver]

They do not drug test on the ESS sprint tour. While some of the drivers race on the tour as a job, the majority of drivers do it for a hobby.

[GoMachV]

Exactly. NASCAR tests randomly but not the little series. Hell If they drug tested our local track I bet we would cut our attendance in half with some of these drivers you gotta wonder who ties their shoes for them

[EvolutionRevolution]

with some of these drivers you gotta wonder who ties their shoes for them

Ah, so that isn't something that is limited to academic environments

(with some people at university I sometimes wonder how they manage to get out of bed intact every morning...)