You know your from Portland when....

[GoMachV]

I can't get over some of the news stories around Portland lately

Cat keeps owners locked in bedroom
http://www.kptv.com/story/24936455/crazed-kitty-attacks-baby-forces-family-to-call-911?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9933264

Man wrecks car, gives statement, walks into forest and hasn't been seen since
http://www.kptv.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9928914

[klavy69]

so when did you wreck the machV and the cat let you out of the bedroom ?

Todd

[uniquenamehere]

I can't get over some of the news stories around Portland lately

Cat keeps owners locked in bedroom
http://www.kptv.com/story/24936455/crazed-kitty-attacks-baby-forces-family-to-call-911?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9933264

Man wrecks car, gives statement, walks into forest and hasn't been seen since
http://www.kptv.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9928914

LOL... that cat story made the local news all the way up here... too funny...

[hondaman]

I saw the cat story on abc news.. cats are scary...

Shawn

[jkelm24]

I think this story paints a better picture of the true Portland.

http://www.oregonlive.com/events/index.ssf/2014/03/urban_foraging_tour_will_scour_southeast_portland.html#incart_m-rpt-2

[GoMachV]

[Lowgear]

Man wrecks car, gives statement, walks into forest and hasn't been seen since
http://www.kptv.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9928914

What I found amusing about this one is that the guys mom didn't seem too upset about it either.

[mikea96]

Here is another good one! http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Portland-neighborhood-fed-up-over-porn-magazines-250525931.html

[GoMachV]

Well, we do like our porn lol

I heard this one on the news, I'm sure this will lead to talking dumpsters that alert "residents" of a truck picking up garbage lol.

http://www.kptv.com/story/24978909/man-sleeping-in-dumpster-thrown-in-truck-nearly-crushed

"The compactor was turned on, but the driver shut it off when he heard screams"
Yeah, that's a good time to shut off the compactor lol

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

Just watched a segment on Bunk Sandwiches. Wish I was in Portland right now!

[Lowgear]

Here is another good one! http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Portland-neighborhood-fed-up-over-porn-magazines-250525931.html

"At first glance, it looks like any other neighborhood, with kids riding their bikes, and a church on the corner."

"No one knows who's passing them out, but many suspect the two strip clubs across the street."

Yeah, just like any other neighborhood... With two strip clubs!

[GoMachV]

They have the best $2.99 steak dinners!

[Phin]

Obviously it's the church on the corner handing out the nudie mags....trying to get people riled up to shut the strip clubs down.

[GoMachV]

Can't make this stuff up guys

http://www.katu.com/news/local/Man-doing-naked-pushups-on-Columbia-Blvd-hit-and-killed-by-passing-car-257861731.html?mobile=y

[DMAT]

I prefer florida man when it comes to the weird stuff that happens somewhere. There is just so much of it coming out of florida.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

Just the titles of all the weird stuff will get you to see it.