Dedication or not right?

[esaresky75]

Getting married tomorrow (Sunday) and although I had a great 2-day bachelor party last weekend, I was asked after the rehearsal dinner by my fiancee's two uncles if I wanted to go to the local strip club. Tuned them down but here I am reading posts on RC10Talk an hour later. Am I not right or just dedicated?

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

I actually can't stand strip clubs. I feel like a complete perv. Even if I am one I don't want to advertise it. Trust me, your much safer at home...

[Bormac]

Congradulations on your up and coming wedding day.

The week before I got married my mates put together a night of craziness that was a lot of fun.

A mates beach front appartment was transformed into a mini casino and everyone had to dress for the occassion in black and white semi formal gear. There was a large poker table set up, a lot of booze and a couple of topless waitresses for the evening. As it played out we all had to get our bare back sides whipped with a leather belt by one of the topless girls. Needless to say she let fly and gave us all a good belting. Some of my mates ended up with whelts (certainly wasn't my idea though)

Well and truly intoxicated, we made it out of there after midnight and got out onto the town till the early hours of the next day. A few drank to excess (me included) and got up to all kinds of mischief.

It was good fun and something I'll always remember (without cheating on my wife).

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

Congradulations on your up and coming wedding day.

The week before I got married my mates put together a night of craziness that was a lot of fun.

A mates beach front appartment was transformed into a mini casino and everyone had to dress for the occassion in black and white semi formal gear. There was a large poker table set up, a lot of booze and a couple of topless waitresses for the evening. As it played out we all had to get our bare back sides whipped with a leather belt by one of the topless girls. Needless to say she let fly and gave us all a good belting. Some of my mates ended up with whelts (certainly wasn't my idea though)

Well and truly intoxicated, we made it out of there after midnight and got out onto the town till the early hours of the next day. A few drank to excess (me included) and got up to all kinds of mischief.

It was good fun and something I'll always remember (without cheating on my wife).

Sounds like a great party.

On mine we had about 30 guys in an all day video game tournament at a friend's house. Plenty of booze of course. Then we all got into a bus we rented and hit the clubs. One of the strippers stuck her tongue in my mouth and it really kinda pissed me off. I have a few character flaws, but infidelity is not one of them. I felt pretty bad actually. Then she invited me out behind the place to smoke a joint(I had quit smoking for some time by then). It was pretty crazy.

And yes, I realize I'm being pretty hypocritical to think that it was ok to get a lapdance, but not to have a stripper's tongue in my mouth...

[Charlie don't surf]

I actually can't stand strip clubs. I feel like a complete perv. Even if I am one I don't want to advertise it. Trust me, your much safer at home...

Me either, espescially when you can call them in the phonebook and they come to you

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

I actually can't stand strip clubs. I feel like a complete perv. Even if I am one I don't want to advertise it. Trust me, your much safer at home...

Me either, espescially when you can call them in the phonebook and they come to you

No doubt! I have a hilarious story about a stripper we hired for a friend's bachelor party, but it's pretty vulgar and I don't think it would be right to post it. I had forgotten about it until I read that. Man, I'm laughin' my ass off thinkin' about it. I gotta call 'im!

[Halgar]

Am I not right or just dedicated?

I say you're dedicated to not being right!

Hey, you made a good decision to stay in and not get yourself into a situation that you would regret later. You've also not given your beloved fiance anything to worry about, upon your pending nuptials.

Just don't let her forget that you made the right choice in this moment, so when you start expanding your collection later, she has no room to bitch when your shelf collection pushes out across the living room.

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

Just don't let her forget that you made the right choice

Yes, because once your married all your choices will be made for you!

[Halgar]

Just don't let her forget that you made the right choice

Yes, because once your married all your choices will be made for you!

That's why when you get the marriage license they provide you with a handy little display cup to put your balls into, because they ain't yours anymore!

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

That's why when you get the marriage license they provide you with a handy little display cup to put your balls into, because they ain't yours anymore!

I keep mine on the mantle in a decorative vase. Over the 11 years the vase has gotten SMALLER and SMALLER and SMALLER...

[Halgar]

That's why when you get the marriage license they provide you with a handy little display cup to put your balls into, because they ain't yours anymore!

I keep mine on the mantle in a decorative vase. Over the 11 years the vase has gotten SMALLER and SMALLER and SMALLER...

You know what they say, what you don't use you lose!

I myself have no delusions of who rules the roost. The key is to keep the crypt keeper happy. When SHE is happy, EVERYBODY is happy! (and it doesn't take a display jar to figure that one out )

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

I myself have no delusions of who rules the roost.

I would definitely be dead or in prison if I hadn't met my wife when I did. I led a pretty hard lifestyle once I hit about 20. Met her at 25. Lots of fun stories in between that time, but if left to my own devices I would never be the fine upstanding citizen that I am today...

And yes, I threw in the word "devices" just so all the wheels in your brain would begin to turn in anticipation of a vibrator joke!

[Halgar]

And yes, I threw in the word "devices" just so all the wheels in your brain would begin to turn in anticipation of a vibrator joke!

Uh, this is a "don't ask, don't tell" website ... what you do in the privacy of the closet while your wife is making dinner is YOUR business!

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

And yes, I threw in the word "devices" just so all the wheels in your brain would begin to turn in anticipation of a vibrator joke!

Uh, this is a "don't ask, don't tell" website ... what you do in the privacy of the closet while your wife is making dinner is YOUR business!

Here comes the pitch.................................... and it's outta here!!!

[Halgar]