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You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:11 pm
by GoMachV
I can't get over some of the news stories around Portland lately :roll:

Cat keeps owners locked in bedroom
http://www.kptv.com/story/24936455/crazed-kitty-attacks-baby-forces-family-to-call-911?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9933264

Man wrecks car, gives statement, walks into forest and hasn't been seen since
http://www.kptv.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9928914

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:36 pm
by klavy69
so when did you wreck the machV and the cat let you out of the bedroom :mrgreen: ?

Todd

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:21 pm
by uniquenamehere
gomachv wrote:I can't get over some of the news stories around Portland lately :roll:

Cat keeps owners locked in bedroom
http://www.kptv.com/story/24936455/crazed-kitty-attacks-baby-forces-family-to-call-911?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9933264

Man wrecks car, gives statement, walks into forest and hasn't been seen since
http://www.kptv.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9928914
LOL... that cat story made the local news all the way up here... too funny...

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:57 pm
by hondaman
I saw the cat story on abc news.. cats are scary...

Shawn

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:37 pm
by jkelm24

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:20 am
by GoMachV
:lol:

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:18 am
by Lowgear
gomachv wrote: Man wrecks car, gives statement, walks into forest and hasn't been seen since
http://www.kptv.com/video?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=9928914
What I found amusing about this one is that the guys mom didn't seem too upset about it either.

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:34 pm
by mikea96

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 2:42 pm
by GoMachV
Well, we do like our porn lol

I heard this one on the news, I'm sure this will lead to talking dumpsters that alert "residents" of a truck picking up garbage lol.

http://www.kptv.com/story/24978909/man-sleeping-in-dumpster-thrown-in-truck-nearly-crushed

"The compactor was turned on, but the driver shut it off when he heard screams"
Yeah, that's a good time to shut off the compactor lol

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 3:17 pm
by THEYTOOKMYTHUMB
Just watched a segment on Bunk Sandwiches. Wish I was in Portland right now! :cry:

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:08 pm
by Lowgear
"At first glance, it looks like any other neighborhood, with kids riding their bikes, and a church on the corner."

"No one knows who's passing them out, but many suspect the two strip clubs across the street."

Yeah, just like any other neighborhood... With two strip clubs! :lol:

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:11 pm
by GoMachV
They have the best $2.99 steak dinners!

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 10:17 pm
by Phin
Obviously it's the church on the corner handing out the nudie mags....trying to get people riled up to shut the strip clubs down. :evil:

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 3:56 pm
by GoMachV

Re: You know your from Portland when....

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 4:47 pm
by DMAT
I prefer florida man when it comes to the weird stuff that happens somewhere. There is just so much of it coming out of florida.

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

Just the titles of all the weird stuff will get you to see it.