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Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:26 pm
by shodog
This is what my wife told me was the moral of the story to the following joke.
A cat falls in the river. A Rooster laughs. What is the moral of the story?
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:56 pm
by dcar513
Jim have you been talking to chickens again?
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:51 pm
by shodog
I haven't been talking to a chicken but I have been riding a Big Bucking Chicken
So anybody know what the moral is?
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:55 pm
by dcar513
Never trust a laughing chicken but a laughing rooster is ok
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:50 pm
by Eau Rouge
dcar513 wrote:Never trust a laughing chicken but a laughing rooster is ok
MUST... RESIST... TEMPTATION...
HORRIBLE...
JOKE...
IMMINENT...
If this forums wasn't PG13...
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:51 pm
by RichieRich
I haven't figured it out but I'm guessing it has to do with synonyms.
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:19 am
by Halgar
It's got to have something to do with a big ... uh, chicken, and a wet ... um feline.
So what's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:16 am
by Dr. Robotnik
shodog wrote:A cat falls in the river. A Rooster laughs. What is the moral of the story?
shodog's wife wrote:Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
I don't understand what this is all about but didn't you say this is what your wife says the moral is?
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:18 am
by templeofspeed
I have a feeling this conversation is hardly moral...
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:55 am
by Halgar
templeofspeed wrote:I have a feeling this conversation is hardly moral...
Maybe not, but look what it's doing for morale.
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:15 am
by Northy2
I'm totally lost......
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Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:25 am
by purpletimbo
Must be a cross pond thing I think
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:27 am
by Halgar
purpletimbo wrote:Must be a cross pond thing I think
That's IT!!! That's the ANSWER!!! Now we know why the chicken crossed the road, to see a moist feline!
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:30 am
by shodog
Halgar wrote:
That's IT!!! That's the ANSWER!!! Now we know why the chicken crossed the road, to see a moist feline!
history has shown that people will cross the road and a lot more to get a hold of some moist feline.
Re: Never trust a laughing Chicken because Chickens don't laugh.
Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:52 am
by THUNDERSTRIKE1
halgar said it best ROFLMAO.mUST BE THE BEER LOL.don
