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CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:50 pm
by SMOKE-DOG
How many times have you ever asked yourself, "I wonder what Chuck Norris is up to?" Well, wonder no more, he's been living in my basement for a couple of years now. He's supposed to be helping me with my builds but his other hobbies get in the way sometimes. This is what I came home to today...
Dude laid out in the back of one of my trucks. Totally worthless.
Last night he was in party mode. Drank a case, watched BMX Bandits and went nuts.
Chuck is outta control. More to come soon...
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:58 pm
by scr8p
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:49 pm
by askbob
I haven't laughed that much in awhile.

You need a Walker Texas Ranger version of that dude.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:52 pm
by SMOKE-DOG
Chuck Norris. Monster Horsepower
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:43 pm
by RC10th
That's pretty funny right there......
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:21 pm
by SMOKE-DOG
It's on you...

Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 10:49 pm
by Y'ernat Al
Nice motomags. There's this other chassis thread where guys are talking nickel plating a tub. Chuck might have a guy gents.
http://www.vintagemongoose.com/products/motomagwheels.php
Good site here Chuck..
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:56 am
by SMOKE-DOG
Yeah, Chuck is very familiar with Motomags. He's throwing some on his square back Redline. Dude builds bikes with his bare hands.

Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:04 am
by RC10th
The mini bong appears in almost every photo. They're the only hits that Chuck Norris takes.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:46 am
by SMOKE-DOG
RC10th wrote:The mini bong appears in almost every photo. They're the only hits that Chuck Norris takes.
Yeah, he was having trouble hitting the full-sized one...
Got any Chuck Norris related material? Jokes or whatever, feel free to post...
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:48 am
by marlo
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:09 pm
by Halgar
Chuck wishes everyone a happy holiday.
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If you aren't aware of where they got this idea. Van Damme did it first.
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The whole story
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 2:59 pm
by SMOKE-DOG
Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:12 pm
by slotcarrod
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS - outta control
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:01 pm
by marlo
I think Chuck is getting a little greedy

......... scroll up as you hear C. Joe And the Fish!
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