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Posted: **Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:44 pm**

A son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

Posted: **Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:01 pm**

Ooooohhhh!! You better hope momma never sees this!

Posted: **Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:26 pm**

I sent an email to the wife telling her this one. That's pretty dang funny.

Posted: **Mon Jan 11, 2010 6:30 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:53 pm**

the condensed version:

why does a bride wear white?
so she matches the rest of the appliances.

Posted: **Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:35 am**

I just read this joke out aloud to my wife.........and.....

.......crickets...

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:17 am**

good one

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:22 am**

Well I heard Women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the stove.

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