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Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 7:09 pm
by Phin
Retire. Hire a publicist to bot spam the internets with much <3 to start the support snowball rolling. Make a glorious comeback. Always remember to thank the fans for bringing me back anytime someone mentions Ward.
That would be my plan.
Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:02 pm
by Charlie don't surf
Hopefully everyone not familiar with a satirical publication will realize this didn't happen either
http://empirenews.net/formula-1-racer-decapitated-after-violent-crash-flips-car/
Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:04 am
by slotcarrod
Yes I read that about Massa and wondered "WTF no such thing happened, I watched that race!"

Another tabloid!
Don't believe everything you read..... but we already know if it's on the internet it must be true!

Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:40 pm
by Dirtdiver
Stewart cleared of wrong doing.
K. Ward had drugs in his system.
Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:56 pm
by askbob
Good to hear. I wonder what kind of drugs Ward had in him?
EDIT: Weed. You'd think that would have mellowed him out.
Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:59 pm
by jwscab
marijuana ie thc.
Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 5:10 am
by EvolutionRevolution
Don't they do drug tests before racing?

Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:14 am
by Dirtdiver
They do not drug test on the ESS sprint tour. While some of the drivers race on the tour as a job, the majority of drivers do it for a hobby.
Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:57 am
by GoMachV
Exactly. NASCAR tests randomly but not the little series. Hell If they drug tested our local track I bet we would cut our attendance in half

with some of these drivers you gotta wonder who ties their shoes for them
Re: Tony Stewart
Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:18 pm
by EvolutionRevolution
gomachv wrote:with some of these drivers you gotta wonder who ties their shoes for them
Ah, so that isn't something that is limited to academic environments
(with some people at university I sometimes wonder how they manage to get out of bed intact every morning...)