THEYTOOKMYTHUMB wrote:I certainly wouldn't want to feel his young tanned skin beneath the palms of my hands. His rippling muscles quiver beneath the gentle touch of my wanting fingertips... I wouldn't want to be there when the freshly produced massage oil runs down the curve of his back and underneath that towel which barely covers his...
now i need another shower.......
With acid and wire brushes!
klavy69 wrote:... when I give you s&#t its a loan...I want it back!
THEYTOOKMYTHUMB wrote:... I mean not that I would want to massage him...
I certainly wouldn't want to feel his young tanned skin beneath the palms of my hands. His rippling muscles quiver beneath the gentle touch of my wanting fingertips... I wouldn't want to be there when the freshly produced massage oil runs down the curve of his back and underneath that towel which barely covers his...
You know what, maybe I better just stop there. As my wife constantly tells me - "You know sometimes your sense of humor makes people uncomfortable." Which of course makes it even funnier to me.
slapshot1979 wrote: why do I care if so-in-so is getting a divorce or lost his pet monkey. It happens everyday to normal prople and doesnt make the news..
slapshot1979 wrote: why do I care if so-in-so is getting a divorce or lost his pet monkey. It happens everyday to normal prople and doesnt make the news..
Normal people have a pet monkey?
Dammit when I typed that I stopped and thought will anyone pickup on that and call me on it..................
Sleeps with a night light on, not because he's scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of him...........stay thirsty my friends
slapshot1979 wrote: why do I care if so-in-so is getting a divorce or lost his pet monkey. It happens everyday to normal prople and doesnt make the news..
Normal people have a pet monkey?
This is NOT to be confused with "pet your monkey", that's something totally different!
klavy69 wrote:... when I give you s&#t its a loan...I want it back!
Not to totally de-rail, but if we made a list for "those" people, you could ad the whole Kardashian klan to the mix, put them on a plane with Beiber and Kanye and the world could be a much better.
MOmo wrote:Not to totally de-rail, but if we made a list for "those" people,
If we were to include all the worthless skin bags out there, we'd need a number of very large buses to hold them all, and a very tall cliff in which to push them off (all at once in the buses )
klavy69 wrote:... when I give you s&#t its a loan...I want it back!
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