Who in the heck invented Coffee?

[MONSTER]

In the immortal words of Cheech and Chong, "if it looks like chit, smells like chit, it must be chit!"

"Cheborneck, taste like dog chit?"
*blagch* "Ya!!, taste like dog chit"
"Mmmmh, good thing we no step in it"
"Ya, good thing"
"Ya, lets go eat"
"Ya, eat"

I believe I could quote the WHOLE bit. I had that (along with a few others) Cheech & Chong Album. I patterned a LOT of my teenage years after them. Didnt say I was proud of that, just that I did.

[Halgar]

I was more of a Carlin man myself. My sis and I used to roll play his skits back and forth on the bus to school and have the kids rolling in the aisles. One of our favorites (go figure ) was the "skippy" routine.

[MONSTER]

Im just a Comedy Junkie!! Anywhere from Ralphie May to Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor to Ellen Degeneres, Larry the Cable Guy to Jerry Lewis, Movies or Stand-Up. My Dad LOVED the Old Dean Martin Roast. Thats where I first remember "thinking" about what they were doing, what it took to do it, how it made them/audience feel, etc. You know, as an Art Form.

[Halgar]

Good comedy/comedians are definitely an art form. Then you have the wannabe's. Oh the wannabe's! LOL

I'm a huge fan of Peter Russel, the 70's/80's Carlin, and a few others. I too loved the Dean Martin roasts as well as most of the career of Johnny Carson. When he left late night, late night ceased to be funny. And please don't try to tell me how funny Letterman is, that guy wouldn't know funny if it jumped up and bit him on the arse! I used to like Leno until he took over for Johnny, and then he was trying too hard.

Probably my all time favorite is Johnathan Winters before he had his breakdown. Carol Burnett was a scream! While we've got a few amusing folks today, the true brilliance was lost with the old timers.

[RER40]

I just want to know why or how Jim knows what crap tastes like.... or maybe I don't.

Plain and simple EXPERIENCE!!!

[Mr. ED]

Well I put he link to the comics up before... then started reading up on the years I forgot about that site, and today this popped up after the Xth click


Guess it is too late a warning for you then RER40

[RER40]

roflmfao

[badhoopty]

i am a coffee whore. folgers 24/7... with 4 spoons of sugar in every cup...

[Halgar]

i am a coffee whore. folgers 24/7... with 4 spoons of sugar in every cup...

Yeesh! You must be like Hammy the squirrel in Over the Hedge!

[shodog]

i am a coffee whore. folgers 24/7...

Dude everyone knows folgers is mountain grown and is the richest more aromatic coffee available.

[Halgar]

Maybe so, but he never has a second cup of my coffee!