Perhaps that's it! I'll tell her it's a gift for her!
It'll go like this:
Me- Ta-Daa!!! Happy Thursday, you're welcome!
Her- What the Hell is this for??
Me- Just because you're so swell & stuff (smootch) I knew you'd never buy one for yourself.
Her- That's because I don't want it!
Me- Regardless, my argument stands: No worries, I'll build it for you and paint it and all that.
Her- Well, when you do, it's gotta go in your hobby room: I don't want that thing in here.
Me- Well, if you insist- I'll take good care of it for you. Remember this come Christmas! (Hint)
Chris REC