one to tell the wife.............

[scr8p]

A son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:


'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

[Halgar]

Ooooohhhh!! You better hope momma never sees this!

[vwjuice]

I sent an email to the wife telling her this one. That's pretty dang funny.

[Bormac]

[badhoopty]

the condensed version:

why does a bride wear white?
so she matches the rest of the appliances.

[Bormac]

I just read this joke out aloud to my wife.........and.....


.......crickets...

[longboardnj]

good one

[Lowgear]

Well I heard Women have smaller feet so they can stand closer to the stove.